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Michaela - Washington - personal blog

i am so happy>he whispers in to my ear, "This is my swamp">he grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me on my hands and knees>i'm ready>i spread my ass cheeks for Shrek>he penetrates my butthole>it hurts so much but i do it for shrek>i can feel my butt tearing my eyes start to water>i push against his force>i want to please shrek>he roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love sauce>my dad walks in>shrek looks him straight in the eye and says "I'ts all ogre now"

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lameborghini:

im deleting my blog

jrdyn:

honestly what the hell

aerbor:

Peter Zéglis

mecksickan:

So you just gonna bring me a birthday gift on my birthday to my birthday party on my birthday with a birthday gift?

poopflow:

call my nut a myth cause it’s about to get busted

To bae or not to bae

William Shakespeare   (via calcim)

bitterrblood:

favorite shirt ever

highkeygay:

wake up open the curtains

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take a shower then dry my hair

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come down stairs ready for breakfast

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greet the mailman

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